Beckham

Todd: Lois, I noticed that you have a poster of David Beckham by your desk.

Lois: Yes, I do. I think that David Beckham is quite a handsome man. I also think that he is a very, very talented footballer. Although, his recent performance in Euro 2004 was maybe not quite what it should have been. He did miss two penalties but I think in the past he has been a very good role model for people in England and a very good footballer.

Todd: So what is it about David Beckham that everyone thinks is handsome?

Lois: Everything about him is perfect. He's got a lovely body, great hair, when he has hair and then when he doesn't have hair, he has a great shaped head. The only thing I don't really like about his body is his tattoos. He's just had a new tattoo on the back of his neck and I think it is a cross with some angel's wings on it and I don't think that is very nice but apart from that I would say that he is perfect.

Todd: Well, what color are his eyes?

Lois: I have no idea what color his eyes are. No, I'm guessing brown but I don't know.

Todd: OK and how tall is he?

Lois: How tall is he? Taller than me but I don't know how tall he is either.

Todd: No details, details. So do you think David Beckham is a better football player or a better model?

Lois: Ugh, Tricky. Possibly at the moment a better model and maybe he should spend less time concentrating on that and more time on his football.

Todd: Well, how old is he now?

Lois: I think he's about 29. Yeah, because his wife just turned 30 a couple of months ago and he's one year younger, so he's 29.

Todd: Does he have any children?

Lois: He has two children. I don't know how old they are. One is called Brooklyn and the other one is called Romeo, not really sure where they got their names from but yeah, two young children.